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I'm an 18 year old guy from Italy. I like Hannibal, Supernatural, Ellie Goulding and food. And a lot of other stuff, which you can find in my about me.

dsabs14:

You either love The Princess Bride or you haven’t seen it

"Respect existence or expect resistance"
- Anonymous (via courtneyisnotthatamazing)

I only have 2 episodes of Doctor Who left and then I’m done with season 1, but I know that season 2 has a different Doctor, which means that Nine is gonna die in the season finale (I think? Like, isn’t that why the Time Lords regenerate and stuff?) and I’m not ready for that. Why did he only get one season, though? He’s amazing, so far :c

missmella:

You guys I’m in Disney World and this afternoon my blood sugar dropped so low I got separated from my family and somehow bought an ice cream and then blacked out and woke up on a bench with chocolate sauce all over my arms and Mickey Mouse putting a cold towel on my head this truly is a magical place.

coffeeandcastiel:

bloody-men-with-blue-eyes:

phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess:

killtheweirdkid:

stop playing the victim. that’s not even a real instrument

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i will never forget this post

dw:

incredible

dw:

incredible

cusswordsayer:

fatwink:

weak unprepared people sleep naked. what are you gonna do when a robber comes in your house and see you naked? ?your material possessions can be replaced but your dignity cannot. 

the robber will be so blown away by my massive DONG that he will have SO MUCH RESPECT for me and my MASSIVE PENIS that he will put all the stuff back and walk out. all because of my COLOSSAL MEMBER.

itsfunnytome:

Via

defendpxppxnk:

wannyy:

Question: Do guys like try out their last name with girls’ first names when they’re kinda crushing on them or whatever? Do any other girls do this but the other way around? Do gay couples do this? Is it just me? Hahaha what?

i do this all the time you arent alone haha

I do this a lot, too. And then the opposite, my first name with her last name. Now that I know other people do it as well I feel less creepy, yay.

accidentalpornblog:

Read this way out of context.

accidentalpornblog:

Read this way out of context.





Caillou Based Freestyle
Yung God / WHO GIVES A FUCK
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turnonthelitebrites:

CAILLOU BASED FREESTYLE

HER PUSSY BALD LIKE CAILLOU SWAG SWAG LIKE CAILLOU I’M GOOD NIGGA HOW YOU? GO WAY BACK LIKE CAILLOU CAP BACK LIKE CAILLOU I DON’T MATCH LIKE CAILLOU MY WEED YOUNG LIKE CAILLOU GO DUMB LIKE CAILLOU I’M PBS LIKE CAILLOU DTF LIKE CAILLOU MY DICK FRESH LIKE CAILLOU SHE GET WET LIKE CAILLOU THE REALEST EVER LIKE CAILLOU I’M DICKIN IT LIKE CAILLOU BAD BITCH GON SUCK DICK NEED 30 MINUTES LIKE CAILLOU I’M UP EARLY LIKE CAILLOU SHE GET DIRTY LIKE CAILLOU